{"product_id":"alien-analysis-christmas-card","title":"Alien Analysis  Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny alien Christmas card with an absurd Earthling analysis and an out-of-this-world holiday message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover:\u003c\/strong\u003e Let me write this down - Say it again slowly Earthlings... are... 98% water... and 2% carrot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hope your holidays are 100% out of this world! Happy Holidays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5 × 7 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComes with envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Nobleworks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49280181633178,"sku":"C10736XSG","price":6.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0398\/6161\/6794\/files\/hilarious-alien-analysis-card-26.jpg?v=1790027950","url":"https:\/\/juxtaposeannex.com\/products\/alien-analysis-christmas-card","provider":"Juxtapose Cards \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}