{"product_id":"mini-12-days-of-dirty-flirty-christmas-boxed-cards","title":"Mini 12 Days of Dirty \u0026 Flirty Christmas Boxed Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eVintage-style holiday illustrations meet risqué wordplay in this boxed set of 12 miniature Dirty \u0026amp; Flirty Christmas cards, sized for stockings, packed lunches and playful in-person gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 12 miniature greeting cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard size: 3.75 inches tall × 2.5 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with envelopes: 12 miniature kraft envelopes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBox included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCard messages include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTits the Season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you're nice . . . I'll be naughty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI like you how I like my Christmas tree . . . erect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe only package I want is yours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLet me jump on your North Pole.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLet’s make like the little drummer boy and bang.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlide in my chimney.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJingle my bells for a white Christmas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen I think about you, I touch my elf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll I want for Christmas is dat ass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLick it. Lick it good.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSomeone’s excited for Christmas!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease note: These miniature cards and envelopes are too small to send through the mail. Give them in person or tuck them into a packed lunch or stocking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67732421050522,"sku":"MINI12-DIRTY","price":25.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0398\/6161\/6794\/files\/34b7027d5b54f03ef0e0d88eca9bad265fcf0232d7de5f33d4256bbbcfe08699_fbe70efd-6fc2-4a9b-968b-82ebf4f4a726.webp?v=1791930076","url":"https:\/\/juxtaposeannex.com\/products\/mini-12-days-of-dirty-flirty-christmas-boxed-cards","provider":"Juxtapose Cards \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}