{"product_id":"mini-12-days-of-sarcastic-christmas-boxed-cards","title":"Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Boxed Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eVintage-style holiday illustrations meet decidedly naughty humour in this boxed set of 12 miniature sarcastic Christmas cards, sized for stockings, packed lunches and in-person gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 12 miniature greeting cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard size: 3.75 inches tall × 2.5 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with envelopes: 12 miniature kraft envelopes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBox included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCard messages include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFa–la–fucking–la\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e‘Tis the damn season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTime to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA basic Christmas card for a basic bitch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpoiler alert: he dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSave water, drink cocoa.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHe sees you when you’re drinking . . .\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNothing for you, whore!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSanta doesn’t believe in you either.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMerry Christmas to my favorite ho.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBite me.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease note: These miniature cards and envelopes are too small to send through the mail. Give them in person or tuck them into a packed lunch or stocking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67732420886682,"sku":"MINI12-SARCASTIC","price":25.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0398\/6161\/6794\/files\/596dd3fe2a3f2a949c510cbdb1094f19dc3ba86098ebd7c0cb54909a94b8d9ff.webp?v=1791928878","url":"https:\/\/juxtaposeannex.com\/products\/mini-12-days-of-sarcastic-christmas-boxed-cards","provider":"Juxtapose Cards \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}